Alright, let’s just be real for a second. We’ve all got that one co-worker with the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and brutally honest commentary, right? The one who always has something to say, and you’re never quite sure if they’re being serious or just messing with you. Well, if you’re having trouble thinking of who that person might be, it might just be you!
I’m not going to lie—according to my husband, my employees, and, well... pretty much everyone around me, I am that co-worker. So, if you're shopping for that snarky person in your office who tells it like it is, or if you're embracing your own inner attitude, I’ve got 10 perfectly sarcastic gift ideas straight from Windsor Lane Decor that will fit the bill. Let’s dive in!
1. "Free Sarcasm, No Wait Time" - 5.5" x 5.5" Wooden Block Sign
This one is a personal favorite because, let's face it, sarcasm is my second language. Hand painted black with white text, this little wooden block sign is a perfect desk companion for that co-worker (or maybe me) who can’t resist firing off a sarcastic comment at the drop of a hat. Seriously, no waiting required.
2. "If Stupid Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airport" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
Let’s be real—this is something I might have said out loud on more than one occasion. It’s the kind of sign that belongs in every office full of chaos and ridiculousness. Hand painted black with white text, it’s a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that sometimes the absurdity is just too much. Trust me, it’ll get a laugh—or a knowing nod.
3. "Does This Look Like a Help Desk?" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
I love this one because, well... people tend to assume I’m some sort of office problem-solver (maybe because I run Windsor Lane Decor, who knows?). But for that co-worker who keeps getting asked questions they have no business answering, this hand painted white and black sign is a hilarious way to say, “Don’t even ask.”
4. "I Need a Six-Month Vacation, Twice a Year" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
Is there anyone out there who doesn’t feel this way? I mean, I would absolutely display this on my desk in a heartbeat. Hand painted black with white text, this skinny wood sign speaks to that person who’s always counting down to the next vacation. (Honestly, I might need two of these for myself!)
5. "My Job Is Secure, Nobody Else Wants It" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
This one cracks me up because, well, it’s probably true! For that co-worker who loves to remind everyone that their job is safe because no one else wants to do it, this sign is a must-have. Hand painted black with white text, it’s a funny, self-deprecating nod to those tough gigs that somehow keep us employed.
6. "If You Can’t Say Anything Nice... At Least Make It Funny" - 4" x 8" Framed Wood Sign
Now, this one really hits home for me because, let's be honest, if I can’t say something nice, I’m definitely making it funny. Whether this sign hangs on the wall or sits on the desk, it’s a fun reminder to keep the laughs going—even when the situation calls for a little snark.
7. "I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes?" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
I swear my employees say this to me all the time—because yes, I roll my eyes a lot. This greyish-blue skinny wood sign with white text is practically my spirit animal. It’s the perfect gift for that co-worker whose eye-rolls are a form of communication all on their own. No judgment here.
8. "Due to the Lack of Interest, Monday Has Been Cancelled" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
I’m convinced that if I had the power to cancel Mondays, I would. And I know I’m not alone in that! This hand-painted black sign with white text is a fantastic way to express how the entire office feels every Monday morning. Trust me, your co-worker will appreciate this one (and so will you).
9. "Yes, Doing Your Job Is Part of Your Job" - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
Let’s just say, I’ve had to remind people of this from time to time. This bluish-grey skinny wood sign with white text makes a great gift for someone who has that same energy. It’s a funny, no-nonsense way to say what everyone’s thinking without actually having to say it. You’re welcome!
10. "I Have A Degree In Sarcasm " - 1.5" x 16" Skinny Wood Sign
Yep, this one’s basically my motto. This little black wooden skinny sign with white text is a perfect gift for the co-worker who’s always showing off their sarcastic skills. If they’re anything like me, they’ll love this little reminder of what they do best—keeping the office on its toes with quick wit.
So, if your co-worker has an attitude (or if you are that co-worker with an attitude), these snarky signs are the perfect way to keep the laughs going and the sarcasm flowing. Honestly, I could decorate my entire office with these gems—how about you? Head over to Windsor Lane Decor to grab one (or ten) for your favorite sassy co-worker (or yourself)!
