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Funny Wood Sign – “At My Age an All-Nighter Means I Didn’t Get Up to Pee” | Old Age Quote Gift
Funny Wood Sign – “At My Age an All-Nighter Means I Didn’t Get Up to Pee” | Old Age Quote Gift
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You're shopping for a birthday gift — and you want something that makes them laugh out loud, not just smile politely. Something that says, “You’re getting older… but at least your sense of humor still works.”
This is the sign.
Our 1.5" x 16" hand-painted skinny wood sign delivers one of the most relatable old age quotes ever:
“At my age, an all-nighter means I didn’t get up to pee.”
It’s bold. It’s honest. And it’s the kind of funny wood sign that’ll have everyone at the party pointing and laughing (in the best way). Hand-painted in crisp white with bold black text, it adds just the right amount of sarcasm to any room, shelf, or desk.
✅ Handmade in New Hampshire
✅ Ships in 1–2 weeks
✅ Freestanding — no hanging hardware needed
✅ A classic funny wood sign for birthdays, gag gifts, or milestone laughs
✅ Features a crowd-favorite old age quote with clean, simple design
Because when it comes to getting older,
you’ve got to laugh — or you’ll pee a little.
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