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Funny Birthday Gift – “I’m Not Old, I’ve Just Lived a Very Long Time” | Humorous Quote About Aging
Funny Birthday Gift – “I’m Not Old, I’ve Just Lived a Very Long Time” | Humorous Quote About Aging
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You’re looking for a funny gift idea that says “Happy Birthday” without getting all mushy. Something witty. Something unexpected. Something that totally fits their sense of humor — especially when it comes to getting older.
This is it.
Our 1.5" x 16" hand-painted wood sign features a clever humorous quote about aging:
“I’m Not Old, I’ve Just Lived a Very Long Time.”
It’s the kind of joke that gets a chuckle from across the room — a perfect mix of sass and self-awareness. Whether they’re turning 40, 60, or “none of your business,” this sign is a lighthearted way to celebrate another year of surviving and thriving.
Painted in bold white text on a sleek black background, this skinny sign adds just the right dose of personality to a shelf, mantel, or office desk.
✅ Handmade in New Hampshire
✅ 1–2 week processing time
✅ Freestanding — no hanging required
✅ A clever funny gift idea for birthdays or milestone celebrations
✅ Features a relatable and witty humorous quote about aging
Because getting older isn’t a crisis —
it’s just great material.
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